man, I've been working at the cabin since it was milligan's. you should know I'm good at reading people, but sure, whatever. not my business, don't care enough, got my own problems to deal with
[There's also the fact that thanks to Recollé being Itself, Luke is aware Chuuya has drunkcalled Baren once or twice but that's also not his business]
at least until retrospec goes live the next day and then he responds with]
like gross sandwiches shitty sneakers and a fucking iron when i doubt you even know how to golf? unless you're one of Those snotty rich kids underneath it all
[party satan arriving fashionably late to the party]
oh. welcome to the club, finally. Kashuu and I have been dealing with this shit for a while. also I have no idea how to golf you're right, and I don't want to learn
do you read half of the shit that goes up on this thing?? like yeah half of it's crap and i scroll past but some of it's so good in that gossip mag you can't put down bc you wanna see how bad the trainwreck gets kinda way also your chalkboard finally makes sense
but yeah kiyo tried to convince me that horses were a thing a couple months back didn't make any sense
I ignore it unless it's interesting. things are getting worse, so things are getting more interesting yeah surprise surprise, that was Annabeth's idea to have a conspiracy board since none of this shit makes sense let me guess. you remember horses now?
you're right kiyo does just say whatever shit he wants huh it's ok maybe he'll grow out of it
so like i think i was in space?? it definitely looked like the moon so all chalky and grayscale and there was a flag in my hand? like shit, luke, i think i was neil armstrong or something
how many times have I told you to lose my number? seriously see I know you're making this shit up but given everything else that's going on you could have been for all I know. wait isn't that guy still alive? fuck if I know also that's implying you're smart enough to be accepted to NASA, Baren. are you smart enough for that
why would i do that why would i make this stuff up being an astronaut doesn't fit my image at all and fuck you i'm smart enough for nasa but that sounds like a shitton of work for not a lot of payout
I'm not sure I want to believe you were brilliant in a past life and came back to this one as a total idiot, but maybe that'd make some things make sense are you ever going to take this seriously or...?
maybe i pulled a frankenstein got too curious and played god and then bam karma bit me in the ass taking things seriously sounds like more work than i'd like
omg seriously have you ever picked up a book in your life I mean I don't read, Annabeth does, but I've been to enough libraries in my life to know the dude's name is atlas. as in atlas shrugged?
depends. if the earth's rolling would gravity keep us pinned to where we are or would we be unhinged? you're asking the philosophical bullshit and it's way too early in the morning/late at night for this
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that was pretty good
i'm almost impressed
anyway do me a favor and don't spread that around
people don't need to start thinking that i actually
date
[??? baren existing as a good human?? what's that]
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[There's also the fact that thanks to Recollé being Itself, Luke is aware Chuuya has drunkcalled Baren once or twice but that's also not his business]
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at least until retrospec goes live the next day and then he responds with]
like gross sandwiches
shitty sneakers
and a fucking iron when i doubt you even know how to golf?
unless you're one of Those snotty rich kids underneath it all
[party satan arriving fashionably late to the party]
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[Shit wait.]
oh. welcome to the club, finally. Kashuu and I have been dealing with this shit for a while.
also I have no idea how to golf you're right, and I don't want to learn
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like yeah half of it's crap and i scroll past but some of it's so good in that
gossip mag you can't put down bc you wanna see how bad the trainwreck gets
kinda way
also your chalkboard finally makes sense
but yeah kiyo tried to convince me that horses were a thing a couple months back
didn't make any sense
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yeah surprise surprise, that was Annabeth's idea to have a conspiracy board since none of this shit makes sense
let me guess. you remember horses now?
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that's still hilarious who the fuck comes up with this shit
hey luke i have something to add to the conspiracy board
[no he doesn't
and he's not answering the thing about horses because he's already on his way to enact plans for stealing a chocobo dear god]
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unlike someone I know
god. what. I'm afraid to ask, but what.
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it's ok maybe he'll grow out of it
so like
i think i was in space??
it definitely looked like the moon so
all chalky and grayscale
and there was a flag in my hand?
like shit, luke, i think i was neil armstrong or something
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see I know you're making this shit up but given everything else that's going on you could have been for all I know.
wait isn't that guy still alive? fuck if I know
also that's implying you're smart enough to be accepted to NASA, Baren. are you smart enough for that
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why would i make this stuff up being an astronaut doesn't fit my image at all
and fuck you i'm smart enough for nasa
but that sounds like a shitton of work for not a lot of payout
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are you ever going to take this seriously or...?
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got too curious and played god and then bam karma bit me in the ass
taking things seriously sounds like more work than i'd like
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is that the guy with the globe on his back
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I mean I don't read, Annabeth does, but I've been to enough libraries in my life to know the dude's name is atlas. as in atlas shrugged?
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the night is young
and so are we
and so is atlas probably
like relatively speaking?
compared to zeus at least
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atlas just looks young
who knows how old zeus really is though?
this is a stupid conversation
i gotta go
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alright
see you later, hercules