there wasn't alcohol in it, moron. I'm not looking to get arrested. again anyway isn't his birthday soonish, we'll drown him then and I fully expect you to help me with that btw barcrawl. you me kashuu obvs thalia etc etc.
oh fuck yeah it's in a couple months or something i forgot [no he didn't] but it's the big 21 so we're gonna have a night on the town how sick do you think he's gonna get i'll start taking bets early
considering it's you and me? he's gonna tap out early and be on his ass for three days after that it's not fun otherwise, you know? couple of months gives me time to make another specialty for him, too. I'm getting better at it and why did one of you call me leftovers in the first place?
oh like you wouldn't be. but that explains a lot I'll play along but one question, why are they all dudes I would either never consider or get into huge amounts of trouble with? what a shitty pick
because there's only one chick you're into??? do you even look at other girls or has she ruined them all for you anyway beggars don't get to be choosers, man just play the game
ha. ha. aren't you hysterical. of course I look at other girls, fuck off and I'm not the one begging here wtf whatever fine, fuck chewy, marry kash-money and kill the poor sap whose name you don't even know
[Because Thalia would kill him for any other option, and Dante's a teenager.]
marriage doesn't mean having to stay married and considering chuuya dated YOU I think I might be a better option for a one-night-stand anyway
...no, I was just guessing since that was sort of a random name to throw in there, and I know how you both operate enough to guess, but thanks for confirming.
[This is why you don't go against Luke Castellan.]
man, I've been working at the cabin since it was milligan's. you should know I'm good at reading people, but sure, whatever. not my business, don't care enough, got my own problems to deal with
[There's also the fact that thanks to Recollé being Itself, Luke is aware Chuuya has drunkcalled Baren once or twice but that's also not his business]
at least until retrospec goes live the next day and then he responds with]
like gross sandwiches shitty sneakers and a fucking iron when i doubt you even know how to golf? unless you're one of Those snotty rich kids underneath it all
[party satan arriving fashionably late to the party]
oh. welcome to the club, finally. Kashuu and I have been dealing with this shit for a while. also I have no idea how to golf you're right, and I don't want to learn
do you read half of the shit that goes up on this thing?? like yeah half of it's crap and i scroll past but some of it's so good in that gossip mag you can't put down bc you wanna see how bad the trainwreck gets kinda way also your chalkboard finally makes sense
but yeah kiyo tried to convince me that horses were a thing a couple months back didn't make any sense
I ignore it unless it's interesting. things are getting worse, so things are getting more interesting yeah surprise surprise, that was Annabeth's idea to have a conspiracy board since none of this shit makes sense let me guess. you remember horses now?
you're right kiyo does just say whatever shit he wants huh it's ok maybe he'll grow out of it
so like i think i was in space?? it definitely looked like the moon so all chalky and grayscale and there was a flag in my hand? like shit, luke, i think i was neil armstrong or something
how many times have I told you to lose my number? seriously see I know you're making this shit up but given everything else that's going on you could have been for all I know. wait isn't that guy still alive? fuck if I know also that's implying you're smart enough to be accepted to NASA, Baren. are you smart enough for that
why would i do that why would i make this stuff up being an astronaut doesn't fit my image at all and fuck you i'm smart enough for nasa but that sounds like a shitton of work for not a lot of payout
I'm not sure I want to believe you were brilliant in a past life and came back to this one as a total idiot, but maybe that'd make some things make sense are you ever going to take this seriously or...?
maybe i pulled a frankenstein got too curious and played god and then bam karma bit me in the ass taking things seriously sounds like more work than i'd like
omg seriously have you ever picked up a book in your life I mean I don't read, Annabeth does, but I've been to enough libraries in my life to know the dude's name is atlas. as in atlas shrugged?
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anyway isn't his birthday soonish, we'll drown him then and I fully expect you to help me with that btw
barcrawl. you me kashuu obvs thalia etc etc.
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it's in a couple months or something i forgot [no he didn't]
but it's the big 21 so we're gonna have a night on the town
how sick do you think he's gonna get
i'll start taking bets early
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it's not fun otherwise, you know?
couple of months gives me time to make another specialty for him, too. I'm getting better at it and why did one of you call me leftovers in the first place?
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let me answer your question with another question
fuck marry kill
kiyo chuu and
oh fuck that one edgy tryhard what's his name
it's some literary reference
not frankenstein
[dante. he means dante.]
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I'll play along but one question, why are they all dudes I would either never consider or get into huge amounts of trouble with?
what a shitty pick
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do you even look at other girls or has she ruined them all for you
anyway beggars don't get to be choosers, man
just play the game
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and I'm not the one begging here wtf
whatever fine, fuck chewy, marry kash-money and kill the poor sap whose name you don't even know
[Because Thalia would kill him for any other option, and Dante's a teenager.]
marriage doesn't mean having to stay married and considering chuuya dated YOU I think I might be a better option for a one-night-stand anyway
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wait
chuu told you about that??
what the fuck did you get him drunk to admit it
or is he just telling people
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[This is why you don't go against Luke Castellan.]
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that was pretty good
i'm almost impressed
anyway do me a favor and don't spread that around
people don't need to start thinking that i actually
date
[??? baren existing as a good human?? what's that]
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[There's also the fact that thanks to Recollé being Itself, Luke is aware Chuuya has drunkcalled Baren once or twice but that's also not his business]
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at least until retrospec goes live the next day and then he responds with]
like gross sandwiches
shitty sneakers
and a fucking iron when i doubt you even know how to golf?
unless you're one of Those snotty rich kids underneath it all
[party satan arriving fashionably late to the party]
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[Shit wait.]
oh. welcome to the club, finally. Kashuu and I have been dealing with this shit for a while.
also I have no idea how to golf you're right, and I don't want to learn
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like yeah half of it's crap and i scroll past but some of it's so good in that
gossip mag you can't put down bc you wanna see how bad the trainwreck gets
kinda way
also your chalkboard finally makes sense
but yeah kiyo tried to convince me that horses were a thing a couple months back
didn't make any sense
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yeah surprise surprise, that was Annabeth's idea to have a conspiracy board since none of this shit makes sense
let me guess. you remember horses now?
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that's still hilarious who the fuck comes up with this shit
hey luke i have something to add to the conspiracy board
[no he doesn't
and he's not answering the thing about horses because he's already on his way to enact plans for stealing a chocobo dear god]
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unlike someone I know
god. what. I'm afraid to ask, but what.
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it's ok maybe he'll grow out of it
so like
i think i was in space??
it definitely looked like the moon so
all chalky and grayscale
and there was a flag in my hand?
like shit, luke, i think i was neil armstrong or something
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see I know you're making this shit up but given everything else that's going on you could have been for all I know.
wait isn't that guy still alive? fuck if I know
also that's implying you're smart enough to be accepted to NASA, Baren. are you smart enough for that
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why would i make this stuff up being an astronaut doesn't fit my image at all
and fuck you i'm smart enough for nasa
but that sounds like a shitton of work for not a lot of payout
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are you ever going to take this seriously or...?
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got too curious and played god and then bam karma bit me in the ass
taking things seriously sounds like more work than i'd like
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is that the guy with the globe on his back
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I mean I don't read, Annabeth does, but I've been to enough libraries in my life to know the dude's name is atlas. as in atlas shrugged?
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