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ha. ha. aren't you hysterical. of course I look at other girls, fuck off
and I'm not the one begging here wtf
whatever fine, fuck chewy, marry kash-money and kill the poor sap whose name you don't even know
[Because Thalia would kill him for any other option, and Dante's a teenager.]
marriage doesn't mean having to stay married and considering chuuya dated YOU I think I might be a better option for a one-night-stand anyway
and I'm not the one begging here wtf
whatever fine, fuck chewy, marry kash-money and kill the poor sap whose name you don't even know
[Because Thalia would kill him for any other option, and Dante's a teenager.]
marriage doesn't mean having to stay married and considering chuuya dated YOU I think I might be a better option for a one-night-stand anyway
man, I've been working at the cabin since it was milligan's. you should know I'm good at reading people, but sure, whatever. not my business, don't care enough, got my own problems to deal with
[There's also the fact that thanks to Recollé being Itself, Luke is aware Chuuya has drunkcalled Baren once or twice but that's also not his business]
[There's also the fact that thanks to Recollé being Itself, Luke is aware Chuuya has drunkcalled Baren once or twice but that's also not his business]
[to be honest baren leaves this
at least until retrospec goes live the next day and then he responds with]
like gross sandwiches
shitty sneakers
and a fucking iron when i doubt you even know how to golf?
unless you're one of Those snotty rich kids underneath it all
[party satan arriving fashionably late to the party]
at least until retrospec goes live the next day and then he responds with]
like gross sandwiches
shitty sneakers
and a fucking iron when i doubt you even know how to golf?
unless you're one of Those snotty rich kids underneath it all
[party satan arriving fashionably late to the party]
do you read half of the shit that goes up on this thing??
like yeah half of it's crap and i scroll past but some of it's so good in that
gossip mag you can't put down bc you wanna see how bad the trainwreck gets
kinda way
also your chalkboard finally makes sense
but yeah kiyo tried to convince me that horses were a thing a couple months back
didn't make any sense
like yeah half of it's crap and i scroll past but some of it's so good in that
gossip mag you can't put down bc you wanna see how bad the trainwreck gets
kinda way
also your chalkboard finally makes sense
but yeah kiyo tried to convince me that horses were a thing a couple months back
didn't make any sense
I ignore it unless it's interesting. things are getting worse, so things are getting more interesting
yeah surprise surprise, that was Annabeth's idea to have a conspiracy board since none of this shit makes sense
let me guess. you remember horses now?
yeah surprise surprise, that was Annabeth's idea to have a conspiracy board since none of this shit makes sense
let me guess. you remember horses now?
you didn't draw the line at smiling dancing fruit huh
that's still hilarious who the fuck comes up with this shit
hey luke i have something to add to the conspiracy board
[no he doesn't
and he's not answering the thing about horses because he's already on his way to enact plans for stealing a chocobo dear god]
that's still hilarious who the fuck comes up with this shit
hey luke i have something to add to the conspiracy board
[no he doesn't
and he's not answering the thing about horses because he's already on his way to enact plans for stealing a chocobo dear god]
She said, "How am I supposed to test whether you can think?" and I told her that the test was an insult to my intelligence and refused to continue. [ because she's the worst. ] I think the boys that were there weren't thrilled about that, either. Don't know how it turned out after that, I'm guessing badly.
[is that indignant squawking coming from the chocobo or kashuu, it's hard to tell! The chocobo definitely looks hungry and stamps one of its feet, perhaps considering running Luke down to get at the food it can smell inside...
Kashuu just looks caught somewhere between aging a hundred years and wanting to strangle Baren. So basically it's just another night ending in y!]
Y'know, it's stuff like that that gets me stuck with your crazy jealous fan stalkers. [SET HIM FREE.
He doesn't actually have an answer to Luke's question, though. In the end he just sort of shrugs like a helpless nerd.]
I'd say it seemed like a good idea at the time but I didn't actually know what the idea was until we got to the stable. ...He's a really pretty color though, isn't he?
[Patting V proudly even though THAT'S NOT THE POINT AT ALL.]
Kashuu just looks caught somewhere between aging a hundred years and wanting to strangle Baren. So basically it's just another night ending in y!]
Y'know, it's stuff like that that gets me stuck with your crazy jealous fan stalkers. [SET HIM FREE.
He doesn't actually have an answer to Luke's question, though. In the end he just sort of shrugs like a helpless nerd.]
I'd say it seemed like a good idea at the time but I didn't actually know what the idea was until we got to the stable. ...He's a really pretty color though, isn't he?
[Patting V proudly even though THAT'S NOT THE POINT AT ALL.]
[He's going to drag a hand over his face and mumble something like "incredible."] Do me a favor and tell past-you not to mouth off to fake creatures that may destroy you. And why are you always with boys in these things?
[...] The same guy as before?
[...] The same guy as before?
[It's probably both? He can deal with both squawking boys and squawking Chocobos but why. Why is this real. Please don't charge, pretty bird, he's not in the mood.]
On the bright side I don't want to marry Baren so you're safe for now. [Just a thought.] Nothing about this says "good idea", both of you. Especially since I'm hearing you, what, stole a Chocobo and decided to feed him at my bar? Are we even sure he's going to fit inside?
[...] He is a good color though. [Help them.]
On the bright side I don't want to marry Baren so you're safe for now. [Just a thought.] Nothing about this says "good idea", both of you. Especially since I'm hearing you, what, stole a Chocobo and decided to feed him at my bar? Are we even sure he's going to fit inside?
[...] He is a good color though. [Help them.]
the chickens were permanent the fruit are permanent but if this is imma be so pissed
get a slide
oh my god i will have to come by and be served a
wait are the drinks tiny too
winks seducively
actually do you know how hard putting on make up is when the makeup is huge
its hard luke
get a slide
oh my god i will have to come by and be served a
wait are the drinks tiny too
winks seducively
actually do you know how hard putting on make up is when the makeup is huge
its hard luke
I'll try not to, but I guess they should try to not insult my intelligence. I don't know. Why are you always with Thalia?
[ a nod. ] One of them was, though he was younger than in Rome-- so was I, I think? There was another guy I haven't seen before, too.
[ a nod. ] One of them was, though he was younger than in Rome-- so was I, I think? There was another guy I haven't seen before, too.
Thanks. [ sticks her tongue out. ]
Yeah, it does. [ she frowns, trying to remember that poor other guy who is not a handsome black-haired protag. ] Actually there were... two other guys besides Rome boy? [because I forgot tyson existed ] One had curly hair, the other was tall, that's about it.
Yeah, it does. [ she frowns, trying to remember that poor other guy who is not a handsome black-haired protag. ] Actually there were... two other guys besides Rome boy? [
[A grin, because sorry, it's funny.
On the other hand.]
Oh. So past-you had a harem of teenage boys that you traveled to weird and foreign places with. That's a little beyond suspicious, 'Beth. And I wonder if Thalia might know about the other two boys, too. I mean if all three of us are seeing the dark-haired kid then that probably means they're all connected somehow.
I'm more concerned about why you got a sphinx and we got a dragon when these things shouldn't even be real.
On the other hand.]
Oh. So past-you had a harem of teenage boys that you traveled to weird and foreign places with. That's a little beyond suspicious, 'Beth. And I wonder if Thalia might know about the other two boys, too. I mean if all three of us are seeing the dark-haired kid then that probably means they're all connected somehow.
I'm more concerned about why you got a sphinx and we got a dragon when these things shouldn't even be real.
It was not a harem. [ she's blushing and cringing at the same time. damn you, luke. ] Maybe? It would help if we knew their names and not just... vaguely what they looked like.
I... don't even know. Maybe we were... tv actors and it was all fake. Or really imaginative. Or maybe it's just, fake.
I... don't even know. Maybe we were... tv actors and it was all fake. Or really imaginative. Or maybe it's just, fake.
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