That Time They All Met in the CQ

[chiseler]

[Let's be honest, nobody had time to info-share Monday what with motives going live after they came down from the top-level deck and also…you know. The whole awkward thing with the corpse. That happened.

Arrangements are made, the whiteboard's been moved and…there's a wedding.

What the fuck, Cradle.

Either way, assume that Luke found your character in person, sent a message via Furry Passing or contacted them via some other means to inform them about a group meeting up in the Captain's Quarters after the wedding to talk about their findings from the day before.

He's not a leader, and it's probably clear from the way he's leaning against the wall next to the whiteboard and dumping handfuls of space-brand Skittles into his mouth.]

All right…so this happened. [This, of course, being the top deck.] We were all up here yesterday and so we should probably start figuring stuff out. It weirds me out that Alice let us up here now after all this time. [He shrugs.] Who wants to go first?

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[refactor]

[ jesus christ yuno ]

Woah, woah, don't be goin' cannibal on us just yet, kiddo. At least wait until, I dunno, we have a food shortage?

[ that's clearly the problem here, not the eating people part. #borderlands ]

[chiseler]

There is the part where some of us found a body in the kitchen. Don't forget that. [NO?]

[refactor]

Well, yyyyyeah, but I figure the people stew was one of those things, right?

[ Jack laughs, then jerks a thumb at Yuno ]

I mean, unless Yuno here was just real hungry and totally blamed it on them, but, eh, no one's perfect, right?

[bloodteller]

I don't know if this is a disappointment or not, but I was joking! Sorry.

Also I wouldn't eat you, Jack. [ obviously an important point to make...? ??? ]

[refactor]

We'll say about half and half. On one hand, totally good you're not a cannibal, since, like, have you ever met a cannibal? They're-- Okay, well, maybe you don't need to. They're about as bad and crazy as you'd expect. Like, we used to have these cannibals living in the Veins of—

[ Jack waves his hand, realizing he's getting off track here, but what kind of story was he starting to tell ]

Aaaahhh, nevermind. Point is, thank you, kiddo. Glad to not be on the menu.