Plan. Uh... I'd offer to help get you back to wherever you came from, but I have no idea where that was or how far it is and I don't have any useful animals to wrangle for you. V lives in the forest.
Can't believe you're letting an innocent chocobo fend for himself. [But he looks down the long way from counter to floor and he shrugs.] I was at the bar, so that's probably where I'll get back to. I'll catch up with you when this isn't a living nightmare. And, uh, sorry about this.
[This, of course, is Luke sticking his sword into the side of the counter and starting to slide his way down to the floor. Byyyee Kashuu.]
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Plan. Uh... I'd offer to help get you back to wherever you came from, but I have no idea where that was or how far it is and I don't have any useful animals to wrangle for you. V lives in the forest.
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[This, of course, is Luke sticking his sword into the side of the counter and starting to slide his way down to the floor. Byyyee Kashuu.]
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Also, Luke gets a brief questioning look before he slides away from Kashuu's potential wrath.]
—You're lucky this is super cheap fake wood, Luke!
[GOD. BYE, PUNK.]