the chickens were permanent the fruit are permanent but if this is imma be so pissed get a slide oh my god i will have to come by and be served a wait are the drinks tiny too winks seducively actually do you know how hard putting on make up is when the makeup is huge its hard luke
same tbh and where the hell would I get a slide? drinks are not tiny, drinks are gigantic and I fear drowning suddenly ...roxy do I look like I know shit about make-up? or that I need make-up? :(? I mean you don't need it either probably
I'm not building well maybe. I'm so glad I can amuse you, thanks rox :| maybe I'm just saving my best lines for when we're NOT six inches tall and I can properly romance you or whatever, did you consider that?
build it and they will come or ig u will come (lol wink) (its a double entendre) youre welcome keep up the good work woooow ok that is fair but now i expect some smooth ass lines when that happens u have raised the bar for yourself here dude
clever. I like a girl who can go both ways guess it's a good thing I know how to work a bar, it'll be easy you don't think I can keep it up? I'm the one that other people set standards for, come on
and I didn't even notice, how about that? c'mon. forgive me and i'll really make it worth your while when we're not six inches tall also may or may not have ordered a slide from amazon so that'll be here next time you show up I guess
it blends in w my general inability to fuckin type ok well i spose i cant resist such an offer ;) u r forgiven omg!!! thats the best news i will start making the thousand year journey across town now
isn't that what chat speak's for? who the fuck needs to know how to really type? thank you, I'll cherish your forgiveness to my dying day also stay where you are, I'd be worried about you getting lost or, like, stepped on by a dog. just come by when this is over and you're free I promise the slide will still be here
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get a slide
oh my god i will have to come by and be served a
wait are the drinks tiny too
winks seducively
actually do you know how hard putting on make up is when the makeup is huge
its hard luke
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drinks are not tiny, drinks are gigantic and I fear drowning suddenly
...roxy do I look like I know shit about make-up? or that I need make-up? :(?
I mean you don't need it either probably
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omg be careful but also thats hilarious lmao
u do not need makeup u are beautiful
lmao that was half smooth
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well maybe.
I'm so glad I can amuse you, thanks rox :|
maybe I'm just saving my best lines for when we're NOT six inches tall and I can properly romance you or whatever, did you consider that?
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or ig u will come
(lol wink)
(its a double entendre)
youre welcome keep up the good work
woooow ok that is fair but now i expect some smooth ass lines when that happens
u have raised the bar for yourself here dude
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guess it's a good thing I know how to work a bar, it'll be easy
you don't think I can keep it up? I'm the one that other people set standards for, come on
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... theres a lot of ways to read the that second 2 last sentence too jesus
your just one huge double entendre
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but maybe that was a little much. forgive me?
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hmmmmm
mb
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c'mon. forgive me and i'll really make it worth your while
when we're not six inches tall
also may or may not have ordered a slide from amazon so that'll be here next time you show up I guess
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ok well i spose i cant resist such an offer ;)
u r forgiven
omg!!!
thats the best news i will start making the thousand year journey across town now
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thank you, I'll cherish your forgiveness to my dying day
also stay where you are, I'd be worried about you getting lost or, like, stepped on by a dog. just come by when this is over and you're free
I promise the slide will still be here