[IGNORES THAT PART he will call Luke out on being nosy and a danger-prone missile for all eternity...]
If that's normal for some people, then I seriously feel bad for 'em, considering that's not normal at all.
[HE REFUSES TO ACCEPT THIS.]
Seriously... What kinda game are they trying to play here? Soldiers and monsters? People who can fly and fight dragons? Come on, this is real life, not an anime.
[At first he doesn't say anything because...well. Shit's weird. He seems to be staring off into space for a moment and his eyes narrow briefly.]
Anime or not, it's definitely something that's happened to a lot of people. [A beat.] Me included, I guess. I don't know if the monsters thing was supposed to be normal, but it makes sense if I gave Annabeth a knife and I met Thalia inside a dragon's cave. We were monster-hunters, or something like that.
So, what. They're picking people in the city and basically being like, hey, you used to be a monster hunter! Yasu's whole "maybe they need an army or are preparing for a war" thing sounds a little less stupid now, I guess.
[He says, even though he's somehow still skeptical about that... His tinhatting will only go so far, apparently. Just because they sent him a sword, it doesn't mean they're preparing to send him off to battle!!]
It's possible, but that's the first time I've heard that theory. What kind of a war would they even be preparing for? The city's always been pretty chill before all of this started. [Kashuu I hope you're ready to be a soldier, goodbye.]
Anyway I don't have proof we fought monsters. I just know that we did. Somehow. See, saying it out loud sounds really stupid anyway. [A pause.] How big of an army would they even need?
Who knows? It's still pretty chill even with all the crazy stuff going on. Like, no one's getting hurt? [He's going to look back on this someday and curse himself, probably.] But Yasu's just like that.
[He also had some pretty bloody hallucinonightmares, so that probably contributes to his overall mental picture here... But Kashuu won't mention that aloud, of course.]
That's definitely pretty weird-sounding though, yeah. Also, I guess it'd depend on what kinda soldiers they get? I mean, if we're all running around flying into ceilings and fighting dragons or whatever, we'd probably make a good army with just a handful of us.
Somehow I got that impression from hearing about him. Let's keep it that way though, huh? The less people are actually in danger the easier it'll be to figure this stuff out.
[He's drumming his fingers on the bar top just to work out some excess energy, unsure where to go from there.] You'd think they'd at least train us for our new freaky powers and weapons or whatever instead of just letting us figure it out on our own. Seems pretty stupid when you think about the fact we could easily turn on them, too. Once we found them. I don't know much about being a soldier either way but we could do a lot of collateral damage when the time's right.
I mean. I'm still all for destroying the building but apparently that's a little too much.
Yeah, I'm definitely not gonna be advocating dragging more people into this mess.
[AND THEN MORE PEOPLE GOT DRAGGED INTO THIS MESS it's fine, they're fine.]
I guess they don't care? Which makes sense, I mean... If they're the ones giving us all this weird stuff, I'm sure they could take it away if we decided to go hunt 'em down and set their building on fire or whatever. Which, by the way, I would totally sign up for.
[Some things just withstand the test of time, like bad tempers and bloodthirst.]
Thalia and I burnt down a building once. It probably wouldn't be that hard to do it again. I don't know how they could take away the stuff they're implanting in us or mailing us or whatever, but I don't like the sound of that either.
Hm? Oh, hallucino-whatever. I think Thalia might've mentioned if we burned down a building recently, but this was when we were kids. Teenagers. Still not sure why, but it's something that happened.
Like a reverse lobotomy, you think? How do lobotomies even work? [Why is this conversation real.]
Or in your case maybe just scratch your sword a little. [He's just sighing heavily. Weird, weird, weird.] Keep practicing with it and see if it does anything else. Maybe it's only doing this because it's new. As much as I think a lobotomy might solve a lot of problems, let's leave it as a last resort. Okay?
Yeah, I'm not letting anyone near me with a scalpel. ...Me or my sword, I guess?
[Why the literal heck is this even a thing that he has to say he iS SO TIRED. But it's getting late, and he should probably find a place to crash before everything shuts down, so--]
I'm gonna head out, but I'll keep you updated on the whole voodoo sword thing.
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If that's normal for some people, then I seriously feel bad for 'em, considering that's not normal at all.
[HE REFUSES TO ACCEPT THIS.]
Seriously... What kinda game are they trying to play here? Soldiers and monsters? People who can fly and fight dragons? Come on, this is real life, not an anime.
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Anime or not, it's definitely something that's happened to a lot of people. [A beat.] Me included, I guess. I don't know if the monsters thing was supposed to be normal, but it makes sense if I gave Annabeth a knife and I met Thalia inside a dragon's cave. We were monster-hunters, or something like that.
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[He says, even though he's somehow still skeptical about that... His tinhatting will only go so far, apparently. Just because they sent him a sword, it doesn't mean they're preparing to send him off to battle!!]
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Anyway I don't have proof we fought monsters. I just know that we did. Somehow. See, saying it out loud sounds really stupid anyway. [A pause.] How big of an army would they even need?
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Who knows? It's still pretty chill even with all the crazy stuff going on. Like, no one's getting hurt? [He's going to look back on this someday and curse himself, probably.] But Yasu's just like that.
[He also had some pretty bloody hallucinonightmares, so that probably contributes to his overall mental picture here... But Kashuu won't mention that aloud, of course.]
That's definitely pretty weird-sounding though, yeah. Also, I guess it'd depend on what kinda soldiers they get? I mean, if we're all running around flying into ceilings and fighting dragons or whatever, we'd probably make a good army with just a handful of us.
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Somehow I got that impression from hearing about him. Let's keep it that way though, huh? The less people are actually in danger the easier it'll be to figure this stuff out.
[He's drumming his fingers on the bar top just to work out some excess energy, unsure where to go from there.] You'd think they'd at least train us for our new freaky powers and weapons or whatever instead of just letting us figure it out on our own. Seems pretty stupid when you think about the fact we could easily turn on them, too. Once we found them. I don't know much about being a soldier either way but we could do a lot of collateral damage when the time's right.
I mean. I'm still all for destroying the building but apparently that's a little too much.
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[AND THEN MORE PEOPLE GOT DRAGGED INTO THIS MESS it's fine, they're fine.]
I guess they don't care? Which makes sense, I mean... If they're the ones giving us all this weird stuff, I'm sure they could take it away if we decided to go hunt 'em down and set their building on fire or whatever. Which, by the way, I would totally sign up for.
[Some things just withstand the test of time, like bad tempers and bloodthirst.]
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Thalia and I burnt down a building once. It probably wouldn't be that hard to do it again. I don't know how they could take away the stuff they're implanting in us or mailing us or whatever, but I don't like the sound of that either.
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[HE KNOWS THE ANSWER but look. Look. He's still vaguely concerned, okay...]
We don't even know how they're giving 'em to us in the first place, right? Maybe reversing it is easy, who knows.
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Like a reverse lobotomy, you think? How do lobotomies even work? [Why is this conversation real.]
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...I have no idea, though. But wouldn't they have to like, take a scalpel to our heads for that or something?
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[Why the literal heck is this even a thing that he has to say he iS SO TIRED. But it's getting late, and he should probably find a place to crash before everything shuts down, so--]
I'm gonna head out, but I'll keep you updated on the whole voodoo sword thing.
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[Well. Now there's more weird shit to consider. Thanks, Recollé.]