i improved some chainmail i got you can have the original too if you want? also they are obviously GIANT ants alien mutant ants with pulsing glistening muscles
depends, where'd you get the original from? and never describe alien mutant ants with pulsing glistening muscles ever again or I'm blocking your ass I'm still taking my chances
...suddenly this makes a lot more sense, please explain the ten year old's version of these giant non-muscular ants anyway I think I'm just amazed chainmail exists
A girl was home alone and she walked downstairs. Nothing was there, but she heard the littlest noise even though nothing was there. So she went back upstairs and climbed into bed. At 12.00 PM she woke up to find a little girl standing at the foot of her bed. The little girl slit her throat open and left her for dead. Nobody found her corpse for around 3 weeks and by then she really smelled! Send this to 3 people or else by 12PM you will see a dead girl at the foot of your bed!
...see you had me until "nobody found her corpse for three weeks" like how do you miss the raunchy smell of a rotting body for three weeks but okay, I can see why a ten year old would be freaked out by that I'm not a huge fan of finding random people standing at the end of my bed either
personally i was just sitting there like 12pm is noon right so this fucker literally slept in until noon and this happened in broad daylight is this like a warning from some annoyed parent not 2 sleep in that late??????
no i totally can but like thats the least dramatic hour to haunt someone at their bed? do it when its at least a little dark christ this is like creepypasta 101
nah see that's the whole appeal of haunting someone at noon, you wouldn't even expect it sure okay you'd expect some creepyass kid standing at the foot of your bed at midnight but noon? your guard's totally down
i mean yes there is that but also i think the original copypasta master probably just mixed up the am and pm lbr tho man if youre trying to catch someone off guard catch them in the bathroom no one expects 2 die in the bathroom
if the original copypasta master was ALSO ten years old, probably I mean I get am and pm confused because my days bleed together but not sure that's the same and no who tf expects to die in the bathroom that's like the least dignified way to die but then how would someone get in your bathroom anyway?
that would be the creepypasta part you just look up and theyre standing there in the shower ready to get their murder on probably a chick with like the long hair over the eyes thing horror movies like?
okay on a scale from one to ten how freaked out would you actually be if somebody was just standing in your shower? I mean you could just slam the door and call an exorcist or something do we even have exorcists in the city?
how hard would it be to be an exorcist anyway? you just get some holy water or whatever and yell "the power of christ compels you" a handful of times and that should do it we could advertise that shit
it would shortly be a great moneymaking venture especially if the non networkers are starting to notice supernatural shit we can just go hey maybe stop using your fucking superpowers around the normies and bam haunting solved
I'm in if you are. sounds like a good sidebusiness what DOESN'T sound all that great is that non-network users are picking up on all this stuff kashuu's flowers were exploding everywhere and everyone noticed still haven't figured out the difference but the idea of a flower ghost is pretty hilarious no matter how you look at it
honestly im hoping my brand of absurdity doesnt ever involve flowers following me around just because i think i have enough absurdity already without becoming a straight up anime magical girl kashuu can have that on lockdown?
as to them picking up on it i concur but idek why they notice this shit and not like chocobos
I don't know about that, I can picture you with a magical girl transformation sequence and everything. flashy lights and maybe a ring of sparkles or flames or some cool shit do you think maybe they just can't see the difference in the chocobos because they're kind of shaped like horses? like if you tilt your head and squint a little bit. it's the only thing I can think of
you mean you think everyone in the city now needs bifocal lenses because actually i could get behind that concept also fuck you re magical girls but depressingly that is sounding more and more accurate i bet id rock it though
could always convince them that's what needs to happen and go into the glasses business instead dude come on. if you ever had a magical girl sequence I'd probably have to give up ever hoping stuff would make sense ...you probably would, but that's besides the point
look as long as were both agreed on the fact id rock a magical girl sequence i can vote we go about our lives and i will talk to you later since regardless of my original point that feels like the most important one now
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you can have the original too if you want?
also they are obviously GIANT ants
alien mutant ants
with pulsing glistening muscles
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and never describe alien mutant ants with pulsing glistening muscles ever again or I'm blocking your ass
I'm still taking my chances
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so
its what a 10yo kid would find terriying
also thats fair
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I think I'm just amazed chainmail exists
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but okay, I can see why a ten year old would be freaked out by that
I'm not a huge fan of finding random people standing at the end of my bed either
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12pm is noon right
so this fucker literally slept in until noon and this happened in broad daylight
is this like a warning from some annoyed parent not 2 sleep in that late??????
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that's like the staple of being a teenager
or a college student
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but like
thats the least dramatic hour to haunt someone at their bed?
do it when its at least a little dark christ
this is like creepypasta 101
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sure okay you'd expect some creepyass kid standing at the foot of your bed at midnight but noon? your guard's totally down
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i think the original copypasta master probably just mixed up the am and pm lbr
tho man if youre trying to catch someone off guard
catch them in the bathroom
no one expects 2 die in the bathroom
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I mean I get am and pm confused because my days bleed together but not sure that's the same
and no who tf expects to die in the bathroom that's like the least dignified way to die
but then how would someone get in your bathroom anyway?
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you just look up and theyre standing there in the shower
ready to get their murder on
probably a chick with like the long hair over the eyes thing horror movies like?
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do we even have exorcists in the city?
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i feel like theres gonna be an industry boom
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we could advertise that shit
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especially if the non networkers are starting to notice supernatural shit
we can just go
hey maybe stop using your fucking superpowers around the normies
and bam
haunting solved
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what DOESN'T sound all that great is that non-network users are picking up on all this stuff
kashuu's flowers were exploding everywhere and everyone noticed
still haven't figured out the difference but the idea of a flower ghost is pretty hilarious no matter how you look at it
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just because
i think i have enough absurdity already without becoming a straight up anime magical girl
kashuu can have that on lockdown?
as to them picking up on it
i concur but idek why they notice this shit
and not like
chocobos
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do you think maybe they just can't see the difference in the chocobos because they're kind of shaped like horses? like if you tilt your head and squint a little bit. it's the only thing I can think of
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also
fuck you re magical girls but depressingly that is sounding more and more accurate
i bet id rock it though
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dude come on. if you ever had a magical girl sequence I'd probably have to give up ever hoping stuff would make sense
...you probably would, but that's besides the point
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as long as were both agreed on the fact id rock a magical girl sequence i can vote we go about our lives
and i will talk to you later
since regardless of my original point that feels like the most important one now