Oh my god it's not being heartless, you idiots. [But he's sighing anyway, watching the bird before he steps out of the way to motion them inside.] I'd rather not deal with the cops tonight either, so hurry up and lure the bird in here before I change my mind. Once he's in we're going to talk about what the fuck you're going to do with him next and if he pecks me, I'm kicking you all out.

[...IDIOTS.]