Don't start getting all doom-and-gloomy on me. I've already got enough gloomy guys in my life.

[Also don't start running off into the loving embrace of danger, Luke. He sees you.]

Um... It was big? Like, big, and wearing some kinda armor or something. It had this huuuge sword, too. Some of its armor had bones sticking out of it... I think there were bones sticking outta the guy, too? Horns on its head, freaky little feet - oh, and it was on fire.

[why]