[ have you considered buying chairs, luke. ]
I wish-- did you know [ annabeth no ] the original Smithsonian building is made of seneca red sandstone in the faux Norman style, and is nicknamed the Castle? [ annabeth no one cares ] Well, that's why they have to be hallucinations. Maybe everything is. A mass, world-wide hallucination that makes us think chocobos are a thing instead of horses.
[ if the word hallucinations isn't in bold writing on the board she's gonna put it there. ]
... Except we're seeing through the hallucinations, or at least recognizing them for what they are, maybe?
I wish-- did you know [ annabeth no ] the original Smithsonian building is made of seneca red sandstone in the faux Norman style, and is nicknamed the Castle? [ annabeth no one cares ] Well, that's why they have to be hallucinations. Maybe everything is. A mass, world-wide hallucination that makes us think chocobos are a thing instead of horses.
[ if the word hallucinations isn't in bold writing on the board she's gonna put it there. ]
... Except we're seeing through the hallucinations, or at least recognizing them for what they are, maybe?
do you remember ever having a project like that in elementary school? maybe you crafted it.
maybe i shouldn't be advising you to wear strange necklaces because in fairy tales that's how you get cursed. but i say if you like it, wear it - the reason it was sent to you might become clearer if you do.
An internship at the best company around?
One run by like, my hero?
[Let's see how long it takes her to realize he's not Yukiko...]
One run by like, my hero?
[Let's see how long it takes her to realize he's not Yukiko...]
[ no, because she loves luke and thinks he's great. ]
No. [ said forcefully. magic is Fake. ] Obviously not. It must be scientific or something. Solar flares or radiation, bacteria in the water...
[ she writes all that down to stick somewhere on the board, color-coded as "theories". ] You're right. If we figure that out, the rest will fall into place. I hope, anyway. So, we need to find the commonalities in us and the others. It could be a gene, or brain waves, I don't know.
No. [ said forcefully. magic is Fake. ] Obviously not. It must be scientific or something. Solar flares or radiation, bacteria in the water...
[ she writes all that down to stick somewhere on the board, color-coded as "theories". ] You're right. If we figure that out, the rest will fall into place. I hope, anyway. So, we need to find the commonalities in us and the others. It could be a gene, or brain waves, I don't know.
Experience for college and an 'in' at the company I would love to work at when I graduate?
[She's a little annoyed but not enough to actually check the number yet...]
[She's a little annoyed but not enough to actually check the number yet...]
dave and dirk. you'll see them wearing them around now. retrospec didn't send me anything, but i'm half convinced they're behind what happened anyway if only because these oddities didn't start until they showed up.
please be careful luke. let me know if anything else strange happens, alright? maybe i'm worrying too much, but still, if they know where you live...
about that.
[there's at least a five minute delay before she sends over a selfie she took - unsmiling, in the mirror so that Luke can see that where her eyes were an average green, they've shifted to a strange golden green, the irises divided in two circles.]
[there's at least a five minute delay before she sends over a selfie she took - unsmiling, in the mirror so that Luke can see that where her eyes were an average green, they've shifted to a strange golden green, the irises divided in two circles.]
this morning.
i took today and tomorrow off so i can figure out how i'm going to deal with this.
[not pictured: the panicking and agitation.]
i took today and tomorrow off so i can figure out how i'm going to deal with this.
[not pictured: the panicking and agitation.]
A girl was home alone and she walked downstairs to go and get some midnight snacks because FUCK YEAH midnight snacks what is even the point of being home along if you don't go get those? Nothing was there, but she made herself a stack of pancakes like two feet high and covered them in whipped cream and chocolate chips and went back upstairs to eat breakfast in bed, basically sending out an engraved invitation to all ants in the universe to come hit her up. At I guess noon she woke up to find a little girl standing at the foot of her bed. The little girl went sis why the fuck did you do this now there's an ant invasion, and then some ants with machine guns bust through the door and started shooting and they had to dive out the window and start their action movie saga. Send this to 3 people or else around noonish you're gonna get attacked by ant alien fuckers, and then what will you do?
Yes it is, of course it
[There's a delay here.]
Oh bloody hell you're not yukiko.
[There's a delay here.]
Oh bloody hell you're not yukiko.
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