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you're right kiyo does just say whatever shit he wants huh
it's ok maybe he'll grow out of it
so like
i think i was in space??
it definitely looked like the moon so
all chalky and grayscale
and there was a flag in my hand?
like shit, luke, i think i was neil armstrong or something
it's ok maybe he'll grow out of it
so like
i think i was in space??
it definitely looked like the moon so
all chalky and grayscale
and there was a flag in my hand?
like shit, luke, i think i was neil armstrong or something
[no, V being a pretty bird is definitely a good enough reason. Baren's at least gonna wander over to their new pet now, offering a hand up to pet him - apparently people hate Baren but he's some kind of animal whisperer and V just takes a shine to him almost immediately, making an impatient noise but just butting his hand instead]
We're gonna have to find out! What if people catch us out here and realize he's not supposed to be ours?
You can't separate us from him, Luke - don't be heartless!
[shut up baren]
We're gonna have to find out! What if people catch us out here and realize he's not supposed to be ours?
You can't separate us from him, Luke - don't be heartless!
[shut up baren]
Yeah, thanks for not wanting to marry Baren, you're saving me a lot of trouble.
[The fact that he can say this and mean it both jokingly and seriously, though...
Anyway, he'll just let Baren be the chocobo whisperer here since he gave up long ago on trying to understand why Baren's a Disney princess when he's also actually satan. Instead, he just kind of gives Luke a pleading look...]
Okay but also more importantly than being separated? We really don't need to get involved with police right now. Like, really. So maybe let's just try to fit him in and if he scratches the floor I'll- [get someone else to] -buffer it out or something.
[The fact that he can say this and mean it both jokingly and seriously, though...
Anyway, he'll just let Baren be the chocobo whisperer here since he gave up long ago on trying to understand why Baren's a Disney princess when he's also actually satan. Instead, he just kind of gives Luke a pleading look...]
Okay but also more importantly than being separated? We really don't need to get involved with police right now. Like, really. So maybe let's just try to fit him in and if he scratches the floor I'll- [get someone else to] -buffer it out or something.
Sounds like a harem anyway. [But okay, okay.] Maybe we'll learn that sooner than later. Worth a try to try and figure it out, you know?
And...the rest. [He frowns a little.] I could buy being an actor, actually. Like I did my own action sequences and that's why I know how to fight with a sword. But what're the chances that it happened to all of us?
And...the rest. [He frowns a little.] I could buy being an actor, actually. Like I did my own action sequences and that's why I know how to fight with a sword. But what're the chances that it happened to all of us?
[ So he's somehow managed to hitch a ride to his office and except for the fact that he's six inches tall and using his desktop is impossible, so he's limited to checking emails and doing Work Stuff on hie phone, it seems like it's a normal day, sans any Retrospec shenanigans.
... Of course, that changes when there's a fucking portal being ripped in the space in front of him and Luke tumbles out of it looking half drenched and Seto has to stop because seriously, what the fuck. ]
... Luke?
[ Where did you come from, how did you teleport into his office. ]
... Of course, that changes when there's a fucking portal being ripped in the space in front of him and Luke tumbles out of it looking half drenched and Seto has to stop because seriously, what the fuck. ]
... Luke?
[ Where did you come from, how did you teleport into his office. ]
how many times have I told you to lose my number? seriously
see I know you're making this shit up but given everything else that's going on you could have been for all I know.
wait isn't that guy still alive? fuck if I know
also that's implying you're smart enough to be accepted to NASA, Baren. are you smart enough for that
see I know you're making this shit up but given everything else that's going on you could have been for all I know.
wait isn't that guy still alive? fuck if I know
also that's implying you're smart enough to be accepted to NASA, Baren. are you smart enough for that
Oh my god it's not being heartless, you idiots. [But he's sighing anyway, watching the bird before he steps out of the way to motion them inside.] I'd rather not deal with the cops tonight either, so hurry up and lure the bird in here before I change my mind. Once he's in we're going to talk about what the fuck you're going to do with him next and if he pecks me, I'm kicking you all out.
[...IDIOTS.]
[...IDIOTS.]
[What are you talking about, Seto? This is fine??? But no, Luke's stumbling out of his portal with the sword in his hand and he's landing on the man's desk, managing to stay on his feet even if he's holding the sword in a defensive position and glancing around immediately.]
...before you ask, give me like five minutes to come up with a good explanation for what just happened. You've got five minutes, don't you? [Though he sounds cocky about it, he's actually a little alarmed so. There's that.] Good to see you got dragged into this, too.
...before you ask, give me like five minutes to come up with a good explanation for what just happened. You've got five minutes, don't you? [Though he sounds cocky about it, he's actually a little alarmed so. There's that.] Good to see you got dragged into this, too.
[fuck you he's prime marriage material
though he's also just going to look like he Won when luke agrees to let them into the bar. with the chocobo. baren's laughing, pulling on V's bridle and leeeeaaading the giant fucking bird into Cabin Eleven - ]
Duck if you have to, Kiyo. ♪
What's on the menu, Luke?
though he's also just going to look like he Won when luke agrees to let them into the bar. with the chocobo. baren's laughing, pulling on V's bridle and leeeeaaading the giant fucking bird into Cabin Eleven - ]
Duck if you have to, Kiyo. ♪
What's on the menu, Luke?
Right, right.
[He's already ducking before Baren even says anything... He's gotten used to this situation way too easily?! But that's just how things go when you spend excessive amounts of time around Baren. You adapt or you die.]
You don't have to worry about being pecked, at least. V's a really good bird, see?
[WHY IS HE ALREADY ATTACHED.]
[He's already ducking before Baren even says anything... He's gotten used to this situation way too easily?! But that's just how things go when you spend excessive amounts of time around Baren. You adapt or you die.]
You don't have to worry about being pecked, at least. V's a really good bird, see?
[WHY IS HE ALREADY ATTACHED.]
Depends. Do these things eat leftover cheese fries? Got plenty of those. And probably arugula...that's not going that well for me. Why'd you name the thing V anyway? What does that mean?
[AND WHY ARE YOU ATTACHED...it's a somewhat maybe possibly wild bird and Luke doesn't trust this okay.]
[AND WHY ARE YOU ATTACHED...it's a somewhat maybe possibly wild bird and Luke doesn't trust this okay.]
You're looking at Louis McQueen Stella Galliano Wang Rykiel Vuitton. [it's just a bunch of designer names...... but Baren's still affectionately petting their beloved Louis McQueen Stella Galliano Wang Rykiel Vuitton on the head as they enter the bar with this chocobo
there is now a chocobo in luke's bar at 3 am]
Cheese fries will have to do for now. I wouldn't shovel arugula onto my worst enemy.
[ . . . . actually
the look on his face after he says it implies that he thinks that's not a bad idea]
there is now a chocobo in luke's bar at 3 am]
Cheese fries will have to do for now. I wouldn't shovel arugula onto my worst enemy.
[ . . . . actually
the look on his face after he says it implies that he thinks that's not a bad idea]
[Please don't feed your enemies arugula, Baren...
Kashuu will finally hop on off of V's back once they're all situated cozily inside, though! And then pat it gently because he's apparently gone from "why the fck do chocobos exist" to "this is my favorite chocobo in all the lands" in like 2 hours. Or however long it took them to steal and flee.]
Can I have some, too? I didn't get the chance to grab dinner before I left.
[HE'S HUNGRY.]
Kashuu will finally hop on off of V's back once they're all situated cozily inside, though! And then pat it gently because he's apparently gone from "why the fck do chocobos exist" to "this is my favorite chocobo in all the lands" in like 2 hours. Or however long it took them to steal and flee.]
Can I have some, too? I didn't get the chance to grab dinner before I left.
[HE'S HUNGRY.]
[Luckily the ceiling is very tall and it means that V can hang out comfortable, too. Kashuu lands on the ground and Luke rolls his eyes, signaling for the idiot brigade to sit at the bar before he turns to head toward the back again. Sure. He'll feed everybody, whatever.]
Gimme ten. Do I want to know which of you came up with the name? That sounds all...fashion-y. [Just saying. It could be either of them at this rate.]
Gimme ten. Do I want to know which of you came up with the name? That sounds all...fashion-y. [Just saying. It could be either of them at this rate.]
[ sticks tongue out. it's not a harem!! ] Yeah, it would be. Might help us see if they live in Recolle, too?
I... don't even know. It didn't feel fake, like acting, either. But it makes more sense than the alternative. [ the alternative that dragons and sphinxes are real. ]
I... don't even know. It didn't feel fake, like acting, either. But it makes more sense than the alternative. [ the alternative that dragons and sphinxes are real. ]
[ He snorts, makes a huge vague gesture at how everything is gigantic now because apparently everyone got shrunk down to being like six inches tall like some messed up Alice in Wonderland thing.
Yeah, he's got five minutes, since it's not like he can type anything properly on his desktop. ] Nice to see a familiar face around.
[ He's mostly been running into kind of new people these couple of days. Which... isn't too bad in and of itself, but he's kind of relieved to meet someone familiar. There's a wry smile on his face when he responds. ] You can take ten minutes, I have a feeling this will take more than the five that you asked for.
Yeah, he's got five minutes, since it's not like he can type anything properly on his desktop. ] Nice to see a familiar face around.
[ He's mostly been running into kind of new people these couple of days. Which... isn't too bad in and of itself, but he's kind of relieved to meet someone familiar. There's a wry smile on his face when he responds. ] You can take ten minutes, I have a feeling this will take more than the five that you asked for.
That's a good idea. I threw out the phone book that came in the mail but we can probably check online once we have names to match. [He shrugs then, not much more settled either.]
...I don't know. The rest makes sense, too. But maybe that's because of all of the memories I have back by now. It's happening...we're hitting the point we can't tell fiction from reality. Any ideas how to stop it?
...I don't know. The rest makes sense, too. But maybe that's because of all of the memories I have back by now. It's happening...we're hitting the point we can't tell fiction from reality. Any ideas how to stop it?
[it's the dead of night and everyone is mooching off of luke tonight. but baren's excited for this, taking up a seat at a bar and making a faint clicking noise to get v's attention and gesturing for the chocobo to come to him, letting his arm fall comfortably around his neck]
I'm impressed that you recognized it as fashion... So you do listen to us when we talk - I thought you just had really well-timed head nods.
I'm impressed that you recognized it as fashion... So you do listen to us when we talk - I thought you just had really well-timed head nods.
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