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Look, I'm not asking any questions or making any assumptions. [HOLDING HIS HANDS UP as if to say "I just accept all weirdness now."]
...I have no idea, though. But wouldn't they have to like, take a scalpel to our heads for that or something?
...I have no idea, though. But wouldn't they have to like, take a scalpel to our heads for that or something?
How will we stop people from making stuff up just for money? [ but ok not a bad idea. she can contribute, too? don't spend all your money luke. ] All right, I will.
The other day, on the network Thalia and I were talking about hairless animals and I had a hallucination or memory, whatever, of a sphinx. With her hair in a bun, asking me trivia questions. And I was mad about it, because the sphinx is supposed to ask riddles not trivia. [ shrugs? it was. stupid. ]
The other day, on the network Thalia and I were talking about hairless animals and I had a hallucination or memory, whatever, of a sphinx. With her hair in a bun, asking me trivia questions. And I was mad about it, because the sphinx is supposed to ask riddles not trivia. [ shrugs? it was. stupid. ]
Or in your case maybe just scratch your sword a little. [He's just sighing heavily. Weird, weird, weird.] Keep practicing with it and see if it does anything else. Maybe it's only doing this because it's new. As much as I think a lobotomy might solve a lot of problems, let's leave it as a last resort. Okay?
Well I never said it'd be a lot of money, did I? Also you know me, I'm good at spotting liars. I'm not going to let people show up just for the incentive without paying the price.
[He's just going to pause because a.) why and b.) double-why.] Of course you would challenge a sphinx. Of course. Aren't riddles and trivia sort of the same thing?
[He's just going to pause because a.) why and b.) double-why.] Of course you would challenge a sphinx. Of course. Aren't riddles and trivia sort of the same thing?
i was going to cash in that free date finally like rn
but i am the size of an essie nail polish sooooooo
how about after this is fixed
in the hopes that this isnt permanent
also are you tiny too because i need to know
if
ur gonna be like runnin around on ur bar counter tryin to serve giant drinks???
thatd be so hilarious
but i am the size of an essie nail polish sooooooo
how about after this is fixed
in the hopes that this isnt permanent
also are you tiny too because i need to know
if
ur gonna be like runnin around on ur bar counter tryin to serve giant drinks???
thatd be so hilarious
Yeah, I'm not letting anyone near me with a scalpel. ...Me or my sword, I guess?
[Why the literal heck is this even a thing that he has to say he iS SO TIRED. But it's getting late, and he should probably find a place to crash before everything shuts down, so--]
I'm gonna head out, but I'll keep you updated on the whole voodoo sword thing.
[Why the literal heck is this even a thing that he has to say he iS SO TIRED. But it's getting late, and he should probably find a place to crash before everything shuts down, so--]
I'm gonna head out, but I'll keep you updated on the whole voodoo sword thing.
Yes, this is exactly that part. [ him promising reminds her again of the weird hallucination and the promise he made in it, the one that they've sort of talked around the concerning parts of, the parts that sounded like they weren't really family. or hadn't been, at some point. ] Of course we will. We're Castellans, we're made of sturdy stuff.
[During this long, long pause - Baren is choosing to fix his hair. The bobby pin slides back into place easily as if he wasn't... just using it to try to break into Luke's bar, what the fuck. Instead, he's offering an easy-going grin.]
Yeah.
He's hungry.
[THAT ANSWERS LESS THAN NOTHING.]
Yeah.
He's hungry.
[THAT ANSWERS LESS THAN NOTHING.]
[Kashuu, at least, looks vaguely apologetic! But how much does that really mean when he's still just kind of chilling out on this chocobo, adding to the distressing confusion that is Luke's unfortunate life.]
Morning.
[DON'T ACT LIKE THIS IS SO NORMAL.]
I'm still not entirely sure what's happening? I don't know what chocobos eat either, but this was basically the best idea.
[That alone says so much without him actually saying anything.]
Morning.
[DON'T ACT LIKE THIS IS SO NORMAL.]
I'm still not entirely sure what's happening? I don't know what chocobos eat either, but this was basically the best idea.
[That alone says so much without him actually saying anything.]
the last thing we need is for this to be permanent, but what a comparison
...but yeah, sure am. never realized just how many stairs the bar had from my apartment to the bar itself until I had to climb down one at a time. also shut up, I still have to work and it's just going to be more...complicated! or a lot more complicated, whatever
but if this isn't permanent, we'll cash in and it'll be worth your while
...but yeah, sure am. never realized just how many stairs the bar had from my apartment to the bar itself until I had to climb down one at a time. also shut up, I still have to work and it's just going to be more...complicated! or a lot more complicated, whatever
but if this isn't permanent, we'll cash in and it'll be worth your while
Edited 2017-05-04 16:11 (UTC)
[And again there's the cycle of staring at Baren, then the Chocobo, and then Kashuu on the Chocobo. The Chocobo's probably a little impatient considering it's hungry but on the other hand Luke's settling on staring for another long moment before pinching the bridge of his nose with one hand, sighing heavily and focusing.]
Three things. [He holds up one finger for each point.] One. Why do you think I would know what they eat? Two. How did you even get it here without anybody else noticing? And three. Where did you get the bird? Seriously, where did it come from, aren't most of them kept in stables or something?
...and fourth question. [This is to Kashuu.] Why do you keep letting him talk you into stupid shit?
[He's not mad, surprisingly, but he sure is baffled. Thanks y'all.]
Three things. [He holds up one finger for each point.] One. Why do you think I would know what they eat? Two. How did you even get it here without anybody else noticing? And three. Where did you get the bird? Seriously, where did it come from, aren't most of them kept in stables or something?
...and fourth question. [This is to Kashuu.] Why do you keep letting him talk you into stupid shit?
[He's not mad, surprisingly, but he sure is baffled. Thanks y'all.]
[He's Baren, mirroring Luke's posture as he... proceeds to answer all the questions in order? But are they good answers? Well, we're about to find out.]
One. I know what they eat! Your kitchen was just the most stocked one on the way over to where we're taking him. Two. I think some people noticed but these fuckers are fast, it's great! Three. Oh yeah, he came from a stable.
And four.... Well, that's a big question, Luke. But I can let you know since you're doing so much for us and V by letting us in.
[HE'S NOT LETTING YOU IN YET]
One. I know what they eat! Your kitchen was just the most stocked one on the way over to where we're taking him. Two. I think some people noticed but these fuckers are fast, it's great! Three. Oh yeah, he came from a stable.
And four.... Well, that's a big question, Luke. But I can let you know since you're doing so much for us and V by letting us in.
[HE'S NOT LETTING YOU IN YET]
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