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Luke Castellan is a liar (
chiseler
) wrote
2016-07-31 07:57 pm (UTC)
Luke's shitty diary from Trial 8
Woke up in a pod. So that’s new. Who decided pods were the in thing?
This is definitely not where I was supposed to go.
But nobody’s looking for me, so I guess that’s that.
I’m not supposed to be here.
[This gets repeated multiple times.]
41 of us. I don’t care about any of these people. Can I go now?
I’ve got other places to be.
This isn’t what I was promised.
The coffee here tastes like shit. Why are they cubes?
WHERE ARE MY POWERS.
Am I dead here? Maybe we’re all dead.
Oh look someone’s dead. Actually dead. Real big surprise.
Ah shit. Not it.
Who has time to come up with a whole motto?
WHO HAS TIME TO TAKE CARE OF A 10 FOOT SNAKE?
So that’s how a trial goes.
People are a little less annoying?
There’s a pine tree. I’m claiming it.
Got a pool. What if we got a squid? No really who’s gonna go for a swim when somebody can drown? Get a guard-squid.
Alice brought me here, she can bring a squid.
Haven’t slept in three days. When did I think about a squid?
Still a good theory.
…I hate being here.
This wasn’t supposed to happen. Let me go back.
Are Bull’s horns real? Is other magic real?
Why is Adelina married? This is horrifying SHE’S 16, THAT’S LIKE PERCY AND ANNABETH GETTING MARRIED
So possessions. Cool. Great. Aliens! We really are in space-hell.
Is there such a place as Space Tartarus?
It wasn't her fault. It wasn't her fault and I'm going to stop it.
Painting painting painting there’s red everywhere I should probably clean that up.
Coffee still hasn’t improved.
I hate robots.
Why are there so many teenagers? Is this my eternal punishment?
Oh look more aliens.
At least Jason will look fine with an eyepatch probably.
I’m getting bored here.
Can we stop killing people and go home? Or…not home?
I want to go somewhere else.
They trust me and I don't know why. I barely trust me.
Protege.
False deaths worst deaths.
The giant key unlocks nothing.
Frog towers and sad girls, I understand more than I should.
What if we grow potatoes?
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Luke's shitty diary from Trial 8
This is definitely not where I was supposed to go.
But nobody’s looking for me, so I guess that’s that.
I’m not supposed to be here. [This gets repeated multiple times.]
41 of us. I don’t care about any of these people. Can I go now?
I’ve got other places to be.
This isn’t what I was promised.
The coffee here tastes like shit. Why are they cubes?
WHERE ARE MY POWERS.
Am I dead here? Maybe we’re all dead.
Oh look someone’s dead. Actually dead. Real big surprise.
Ah shit. Not it.
Who has time to come up with a whole motto?
WHO HAS TIME TO TAKE CARE OF A 10 FOOT SNAKE?
So that’s how a trial goes.
People are a little less annoying?
There’s a pine tree. I’m claiming it.
Got a pool. What if we got a squid? No really who’s gonna go for a swim when somebody can drown? Get a guard-squid.
Alice brought me here, she can bring a squid.
Haven’t slept in three days. When did I think about a squid?
Still a good theory.
…I hate being here.
This wasn’t supposed to happen. Let me go back.
Are Bull’s horns real? Is other magic real?
Why is Adelina married? This is horrifying SHE’S 16, THAT’S LIKE PERCY AND ANNABETH GETTING MARRIED
So possessions. Cool. Great. Aliens! We really are in space-hell.
Is there such a place as Space Tartarus?
It wasn't her fault. It wasn't her fault and I'm going to stop it.
Painting painting painting there’s red everywhere I should probably clean that up.
Coffee still hasn’t improved.
I hate robots.
Why are there so many teenagers? Is this my eternal punishment?
Oh look more aliens.
At least Jason will look fine with an eyepatch probably.
I’m getting bored here.
Can we stop killing people and go home? Or…not home?
I want to go somewhere else.
They trust me and I don't know why. I barely trust me.
Protege.
False deaths worst deaths.
The giant key unlocks nothing.
Frog towers and sad girls, I understand more than I should.
What if we grow potatoes?