[There's a derisive sort of snort following that.]
It's a valuable life skill, Vantas. Being able to talk your way out of bullshit and knowing when to pick your battles. I don't even know how long hermit crabs live and now you just have cats. Big difference.
[And then, because Luke doesn't know how to shut the fuck up:] I'm pretty sure whatever happened in my old life meant I was on the road too much to even have pets.
[But okay. Here we are and it's a fairly large storage room with walls of liquor and cups and all sorts of supplies and he's taking Backbiter again, giving the sword a few test swings.] So be honest. How much have you actually practiced with the thing so far?
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It's a valuable life skill, Vantas. Being able to talk your way out of bullshit and knowing when to pick your battles. I don't even know how long hermit crabs live and now you just have cats. Big difference.
[And then, because Luke doesn't know how to shut the fuck up:] I'm pretty sure whatever happened in my old life meant I was on the road too much to even have pets.
[But okay. Here we are and it's a fairly large storage room with walls of liquor and cups and all sorts of supplies and he's taking Backbiter again, giving the sword a few test swings.] So be honest. How much have you actually practiced with the thing so far?