Yeah. Conspiracy theorists out the ass. All the more reason they'd keep this kind of thing on the downlow. Too much attention could mean skewed data from where I'm standing. Might be worth reaching out to other people to see if there's some sort of explained phenomenon in other parts of the world we just haven't heard about yet.

[Which would be both good and bad, but he's trying this whole "positivity" thing.] Either that, or we figure out how to get in contact with the government and get them to believe us.