Don't be ridiculous. I'm just fucking great at acting like I'm not at this point, but just know that I'm only the shadow of what once was a human being. The taint of a man, if you will.

[ he has considered quitting and finding a new job, but doing that when he's in the middle of end of the school year bullshit for a graduating senior seems to be like too much extra work.

he considers the idea though. ]

What do you think the credentials for getting a post office job is?